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[02 Aug 2006|09:42pm] |
Say goodbye to LJ in a few days. check new journal at http://eatingphotos.blogspot.com
because honestly, I think we all know where my real interests lie.
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[31 Jul 2006|11:06am] |
Good old internet.
cfrnwo: you are a cutie
me: oh thanks
me: i cant see yr pic
cfrnwo: I dont have one
me: oh
cfrnwo: care to listen to me mastrubate?
me: how
NOTICE: 1 message has been sent from you to cfrnwo's mailbox because he or she is offline.
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| Disturbing dreams |
[31 Jul 2006|07:40am] |
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I had a dream last night that my sister kept calling my old friends and I got really jealous, we were screaming at each other and she sounded quite superior. I became so angry that I went into her room where she started coming at me with two pencils, and I was shielding myself with a bookbag. I took the pencils from her and stabbed her in the abdomen with them and killed her. Then I took flight from the house and ended up in a museum where the walls had gold trim. A skinny Philip Seymour Hoffman was perched on the window like a cupid and and asking passerby if they would like to be 15 pounds skinnier. He was supposed to be the embodiment of Envy. One poor old man said yes, and he was transformed into a woman. I'm pretty sure I fought with my dad and maybe killed someone else in this dream, too. Damn dreams.
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[29 Jul 2006|10:37am] |
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Last night I had my first Meal with Drink (TM) at the Irish Lion, coddle and Smithwick's ale. Guh so good. Then we went to Josh and Nate's and I stayed for a bit and then drove Hanna home because she was quite drunk and I also wanted to go home. Then I walked home from her house in my new shoes that were pinching and somewhat impossible to walk in, so I took them off and ended up walking over sharp gravel in bare feet. Then I met John McKiel on Union St. and we chatted for a while. He is totally cute. I don't know why I wrote all that down. At the time it seemed like an adventure.
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[28 Jul 2006|05:00pm] |
I dun bought me sum SHOES:
( Shoes )
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| So rawr |
[27 Jul 2006|08:00pm] |
Who remembers this totally cute lezzer from cycle 5 of America's Next Top Model? She was my favorite. I just turned on the tv and apparently she is the new host of some awful MTV show. And her hair looks broke. Not like in this hot pic:
These are also hot:
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[25 Jul 2006|01:05pm] |
I got called in to do a psych experiment today and it was doing fMRI of my BRAIN while I was completing boring tasks. They gave me SIXTY DOLLARS (hurrah!) for an hour+ experiment. Then they also gave me a CD with pictures of my brain on it.
Here are some choice images:
( The Brain. )
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| Something rather sweet. |
[24 Jul 2006|06:44pm] |
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I am in the library and just saw that they are using their old card catalogue cards as scrap paper to write down the call numbers on. I want to steal them all and form a collection!
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[23 Jul 2006|07:39pm] |
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At the Cinemat I was deciding between two videos: a BBC dramatic miniseries on lesbians in Victorian England, or a documentary about gay Orthodox and Hasidic Jews. Normally there would have been no contest but I had already watched a documentary today (Southern Comfort, no less). Yippee!
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| The Bars. |
[22 Jul 2006|11:14am] |
Last night was fun and weird. Mostly Bubble people (Adam, Josh, Nate, Eric and Eric, Emily R. and Luke, I think), Ted, Brandon, Jean, Yul and I went to Willie Joe's which is this lesbian bar I wanted to go to, though it was very small and hard to find (I see a bad joke there, people). But I had my First Legal Drink Ever, paid for by, I believe, Adam, and it was Stella Artois in a fancy goblet. It was very mediocre but got me rather drunk because I hardly drink anymore, and I hadn't eaten anything for 7 hours. The bar was plastered with photos of The L Word actresses. Dana is my favorite. Yum! Jean broke one of the glasses and the old barkeep swept it up expressionlessly.
Then everyone was in a hurry to leave that place, though I liked it, so we went to the Vid. I didn't actually want to go there because I hate places that are hipster hangouts even though I like the eye candy, but it turned out to be fun and hoppin' and had a much better atmosphere that Willie Joe's. We stayed for a bit and Nate gave me a Jager Bomb which was delicious though I didn't drink the second half, and Ted and Adam might have gone halfsies on a Brandy Alexander. I've wanted to try one ever since Anthony Blanche drinks four of them in succession in Brideshead Revisited.
It was good but I was determined not to get very drunk so I hid the rest behind some other glasses and then we left. I was shown the inside of Sports and I wanted to dance, but not there. We also saw Walnut Street Tap (or is it Tavern, I don't remember) which seemed spacious.
Then went to NIGHT MOVES. This was an awkward place for me to be and I said Hi to the DJ but he didn't seem too enthused to see me. I should note that I looked like a boy last night. It was kind of amazing how you can be dressed a certain way and then no one will notice you. We stayed there until close and at one point I gave two dollars to Grace who is a sweet lady and my favorite, with a great rump-shaking ass. Yul and I played a game of pool which I won by default and then everyone went home. It was a queer night but I enjoyed it. Thanks to everyone who came out!
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[21 Jul 2006|07:22pm] |
Guess what came in the mail today!??????????
( Two guesses )
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| Crotchety |
[20 Jul 2006|12:17pm] |
Myspace is the most annoying, most visited website ever. Sometimes when I see people's Myspace profiles I want to kill them. I also hate it when xpeoplex try to friend me and their Myspace friend count is like, 60,000. So freaking annoying. I should just delete my account.
Last night the mice kept getting out of the cage again and I was sleeping in the lounge because my roommate has been up until 5 for a few nights in a row and I can't sleep when she has her desk light on (psychological reasons I guess). At 1 in the morning I see her standing over me in the lounge with the light on and she says, "They're on top of the box!" Meaning the box I put around the cage because they keep slipping between the bars. So I apologize and go back to fix it. I put the garbage bag that was over the cage over the whole box, and go back to the lounge. Then I am sitting there thinking, What if they fall off the box? So I start walking back to my room and meet my roommate in the hall, she is freaking out and almost crying, saying that one of the meece fell off the box. Agh. Then I go back to my room, tape the bag over the box, and take the box with me into the lounge to sleep. She has a phobia or such like. I feel bad about the whole thing.
Gaaaah. Damn it.
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| You can't make this stuff up folks |
[19 Jul 2006|08:57pm] |
My friend Courtney and I were walking back together from Hapkido and talking about the cute boys in club. We were talking about how one of the guys has a lazy eye, and then I mentioned that one of my high school teachers (Smierciak, actually) also had a lazy eye. I was expostulating loudly on how I could never tell if he was looking at me, or if I was making eye contact with the right eye, and that I never did figure out which one was the lazy eye. Then we realized that one of the guys who runs Hapkido club also has a lazy eye, and Courtney said in a loud tone, "What is it with Hapkido being a lazy eye sport?" In this instant, the woman who had been walking in front of us the whole time we were having this conversation turned around to ask us for directions on how to get to a store, and as if by the will of some righteous god, SHE HAD A LAZY EYE.
Did she know?
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My blushes.
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[17 Jul 2006|05:53pm] |
OH MY GORD!!!
There's going to be a B7 con in April of next year but IN ENGLAND. With:
Paul Darrow Jacqueline Pearce Steven Pacey John Leeson
Peter Tuddenham Angela Bruce Brian Croucher
*head explodes*
Why can't I go to any of these things before they all DIE??
Also Paul Darrow has written an autobiography called You're Him, Aren't You? which I must must MUST have, but amazon only has two copies presently and they're both $46. Urgg.
He is so FINE!
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[17 Jul 2006|04:53pm] |
The Onion interviewed Little Britain!!!
http://www.avclub.com/content/node/50439
Whee!!!
Stonyfield Farm organic yogurt is really good. They use whole milk and have a layer of fatty yum yum cream on top. I got it at Bloomingfoods and it's likely available at your posh neighborhood health food store.
I've been thinking -- how much of writing on the internet is about the internet? And is that percentage increasing?
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[14 Jul 2006|10:27pm] |
AHHH!
Jean and I were at an open mic thing and this girl was behind me and did something accidentally, and then she says to me, "I'm sorry, SIR." I turn around and say, "It's fine," and she is so embarrassed and starts cracking up. Well, I liked it. Mind you, it was from the back. But one day I'll be Sirred from the front yet.
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| semi-semitism |
[13 Jul 2006|08:26pm] |
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Why does JDate make me pay to see my emails? And $35/month at that. I am not Ms. Moneybags. Is there no place left in the world for a simple country Jew fetishist to troll?
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